Bored.

Stealing survey.

Talk like Rorschach.

Hrm.

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What kind of first impression do you think people think when they first see you?

I don't care. People can think what they like.

What's what thing you do alone?
Think. Listen to music. Read. Be glad that no-one is around.

Do you have a purpose for living?
Not really, other than break minds and social norms.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything as long as it has a suitably advanced prosaic style and an interesting theme. Some poetry, mostly in the form of epics.

Do you think you're cute?
Mmm. I think I'm good looking, but 'cute' might be pushing it, especially given that I try as hard as I can to seem crazy.

Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of your friends?
Indeed.

What do you eat/drink when you raid the fridge?
Pepsi, pepsi, and more pepsi.

Describe your bed
Waterbed.

Spontaneous or Planned?
I make plans, and then ignore them. So spontaneous. I do tend to plan my longer writings, but my short stories are entirely on a whim.

Can you play poker?
Yes.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Nothing.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Being able to justify my complete apathy.

Are you happy with your given name?
Yes and no. I like the meaning, but dislike it in the totality so just shorten it down.

What colour is your bedroom?
Various.

Ever been in a play?
A few times, under duress.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Don't care, frankly. I'm here, I'm breathing. That's enough.

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Hahaha, no. But niceness doesn't mean goodness.

Do you spend more time with your significant other or your friends?
Yes.

What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
Draw.

Ideal wedding location?
Honestly, I don't care. Things like that don't interest me and I see no conceivable reason to plan them until I'm in a long-term committed relationship, which I'm not.

What's one instrument you wish you could play?
Shakuhachi.

What's one language you want to learn?
I'd rather make my own. I like linguistics.

Any piercings or tattoos?
No piercings, or tattoos...yet. A wide variety of self inflicted scars of various shapes and sizes, purely for aesthetic appeal.

What do you hate most in people?
That they're people.

Are you materialistic?
Mm. Not really. The only thing I really consider hording is books.

What do you cook best?
I don't.

Favourite people to talk to on the phone?
I don't use the phone. I've only got a mobile for emergencies. I prefer to be left alone.

Favourite colour?
Purple.

What do you love most about your friends?
Mostly, their faults. Misfits are the best kind of people.

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Other news. QCS. Writing task. Theme. Circles.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WEETH THEES SHEEET?

Hrm.

Wrote story. Elves.

Corpse defiling. Good times.

Out.

-Durante